Greece Islands

After lying down low we are decide that our trail is lost from super spy Beradino Quatro Fantastico Bellagio so we are sneaky back into Europe through islands of Greece. We are chose to travel over water to making our trail hardest to following. We go by ferry.

Ferry
Ferry is go very extremely fast. If you standing out side there is many wind to blowing at you. I think it maybe not so safe way to travel as easy to falling off side.

But then I think not so bad. If falling into rushing, violent, turbulent water, some one is just throw life saver and every thing is will be fine.

Mykonos
The first island we staying at is Mykonos. The island is very boring. I think only one builder on island because all building is look the same.

Every building is boring like this one. All are white and blue. Except some. They are blue and white.

We stay in one of blue and white hostel. It was O K, but we get put into very bad room. It is look to east so morning we get wake by sun.

Horrible way to starting day.

Santorini
Next island we staying at is Santorini. This island just as boring as Mykonos. Look at stupid boring building:

Whole of towns is looking white and blue like boring.

Even church is have blue and white boring. I think Greece is very boring country.

The island is also very primitive. It can be very hard to get from town to town. Seeing what I means:

Main source of transport here is on donkey! Stupid Santorinis.

We have no donkey, so we are have to climb mountain on our feet just to get to places.

Finally we are find electric donkey. This make it much easy to climb mountain.

But even with electric donkey it still slow to climb mountain. Some time we only is get there when sun is set. Oh well.

More Turkey

After Troy we were go southern to Selçuk. Here we find an other Troy horse. How many times they get invade all ready? From here we make more explore.

Pamukkale
Pamukkale is big snowy mountain, but some how I think sun is so hot that it dry the snow to be hard as rocks. Many tourerist is still go to rock snow even though I not think ski is very good.

I think it must be cool down again because snow is get wet again. I think.

But it still so hot that this lady is have to take off all her clothings.

Next to big snowy mountain is big cemetary call Necropolis. Once again all the building is ruin but still are lot of tourerist. Why they not go see fixed building? Stupid tourerist.

The tourerist all follow a round some guides. I think that child labour is problem in Turkey because some of guide is very extremely young.

There was also big theatre near by. I think it was boring play though because only lady watching is fall a sleep.

Ephesus
Next day we were go to a city that was supposed to be very importance. But guess what. It ruined too. Oh well.

We see what was supposed to be very importance library but it was all big lie. There is only front of building. Inside is most not there and there not even one books!

We also see Hadrian's temple. I not know who is Hadrian, but I think she had long hair made of snake.

Temple of Artemis
We also go to place where supposed to be one of seven ancient wonders of world: The Temple of Artemis. I look all over for it, but I could not find it. Oh well.

I did find a pair of local Turkeys though.

Turkey

I am successful escaping of Europe into Turkey. I think. I am not actual sure that I am not still in Europe but I think I have safe. I am meet with comrades Jo and Sharyn and we are invade Turkey. Here is place we being.

Istanbul
Istanbul is first place we am go. It is beauty city with interest people. Many like to sing a loud from their house. Many get tired together and have rest on ground at the houses. It all very confuse.

In Istanbul I meet with covert agent Güneş. He is comrade from many year ago. Here we drink Turkey grape vodka. He is pull face here to keeping identity.

This is one of house that have man sing a loud. It is very big house.

Here is neighbour house a cross road. He competetion with other house to sing a loudest. It also very big house.

We go to very big cistern in the city. They must have very big toilet.

Here is grand bizarre. I agree that it very bizarre. They sell every thing for pretend price and you must asking for less and they are go O K. Stupid Turkeys.

Turkeys are very like their jelly. They have crazy taste ones like nuts and roses. I find a very giant jelly mould. They must very like their jelly.

Gallipoli

Half a million people died for this land.

Many were from my own Motherland.

Lest we forget.

Troy
Troy is crazy city. I finding out that they have many Troy. Troy 0 to Troy 9. I think that it is like district in Paris, but in stead of build all district beside each others, they build the district on top of each others. Stupid Troys.

And here is resulting of building district on top of each others. It all ruined.

Many year ago some war was win by sneak Troy horse into Troy with man hide in it. I find horse at Troy. The horse has window. It has house on top. It even has ladder go to middle. How are Troy not know people inside! Like I saying, stupid Troys!

Compromise

My mission is maybe compromising. After he early identify super spy Beradino Quatro Fantastico Bellagio, Agent Craig from the GPIA is do some investigate and intercept the follow imaging:



Some how the Europes is spying me early today in Venice on Strada Nova. Apparent they are use super secret spy technology call Web Cam. I can no longer staying in Europe. I am flee to Turkey.

Italy Northern

I am have now find sufficient modern internet that I make for reality posting. Here I will fast cover place I have been going to since last posting.

Florence
I already have talking about Florence, but since last timing I am find rare relic. I find ancient statue of a fembot that was making famous in spy documentary Austin Power:



Pisa
Pisa is liking a small Florence, only more broke. I walking a round for some while and I come to place with a big tower. Lots of people are take photo of self in front of tower with their arm stick out. It is obvious tourerist custom, so I do also:



Cinque Terre
Cinque Terre is area on side of Italy. I think it means fifteen city, but I am only finding five small town. You can walking from town to town along coast. I take some photo of places.

Riomaggiore is first place I am find in Cinque Terre. It is just as stupid as Positano in Italy Southern. They building town on hill on no where. Stupid Italys!

For some reason tourerist like walk from town into other town in Cinque Terre. I think it point less because there is only water and rocks.

But then I find station for train. They have very old train. I can see why tourerist is walk.

Venice
I am visit Venice at bad time I think. They are have a terrible flood and many of road is flood with water. It is terrible sad disaster, I think maybe from a hurricane or something.



Burano
I take a boat to other island near Venice call Burano. It is very pretty place with building all painting pretty colour.

At least it was before the hurricane ruin every thing here too.

I find a man who live in Burano. I think it clearly that he is very sad about disaster. Poor Buranos.

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Assets

During invading I have acquire many asset to facility the conquering. It have many times being request to show photo. I have only very few photo of only some of they, none of these was conquered how ever.

Here is some of friend from Paris. They is Ingrid, AJ and Phillippa.

Here is some of friend from Barcelona. They is Joe, Frankie, Raphael and Jorge. They are not good at sit still.

I meet a many lots of people in Madrid, but here is only photo I get of any one of them. Here is Clint after a napping and talking like a crazy.

Here is couple of friend from Naples and here is also me. They are Daniel and Cassie. I am in squish middle.

Finally here is friend from Naples/Sienna/San Gimignano. They are Marilyn, Rochelle and Rochelle mother (Sorry Rochelle mother, I think I not knowing your name whole time I know you!). Also is me not so squish this time.

I will try remember taking photo of more asset during rest of invading so my superiors not so anger.

Florence

I have been tell that Florence is city of art. I think it is maybe true because it is very pretty in the streets. There are statue every place including very many naked man. I think they are from time before Italys have inventing cloths. They also have many church which also are beauty.

This is a very beauty church For Saint Lorenzo. He must have been special man.

I think this church for Saint Maria Novella is also very beauty. It is little hard to seeing because I think some one is build some thing in front of it.

Here is one of very extremely beauty statue I tell about. This one is more recency. It from time after Italys have inventing cloths.

Italy Southern

From being in Naples now I can catched boat, train, bus, metro and tram a round places. From places, like every timing, I see thing, I take photo, some pretty, some ugly, some square. Looking:

Naples
Naples is whole city of crazy person. Comrade Craig was run with bulls in Italy on previous invasion, but here it is like run with bulls every day just try to crossing road! Car and scooter and truck every where like mice in a bucket of ice. It also place of opposition. Some area very poor, some very riches, all crazy. Here are two differ streets in Naples.

Here is poor area. No building or shop just over grown with trees. Very sad.

Here is much richer area. It fill with people and shop. It so rich that even some shop selling DG and LV hand bag on street!

Naples also seem to be technology innovator. They are able to build normal car very extremely smaller. This way I think they can build road smaller to fit in more shop!

Some how they building whole bus into tiny spacing.

They are even can build a whole truck into tiny spacing. They make it so small, they even only have space for three wheel.

Positano
Positano is completely mystery to me. For some reason in middle of no where some Italys decide to build a town on a hill and grow some lemon. Stupid Italys.

Here is Positano. It is the hill with the building on it. The other ones is just a hills.

I think some one try to build town on a side hill from Positano. It not working and new town is ruined.

Pompei
A long time ago a big hill was blown up some how. This was a bad idea because it covered a town near the hill with dirt and completely ruined it. For some reason tourerist liking to go see ruined town. I have no idea why. It is ruined. Stupid tourerists.

Seeing! This one of house in Pompei. Paint is peel off walls. Columns is crack. Ugly house in ugly town.

And it is just get worst. This street is have crack all over it. Big rocks is fall into middle of it. The whole town is completely ruin.