Pyotr Invades

Invading Completion

2006-11-23T16:33:00.000+13:00

I have return to Motherland. The invading is finish. I was once molt tears for leave Motherland but now they are spew from my face for leave the Europe. The bounty of its beautiful will stay in my liver for all ways.

I am wish to thanking every comrade who is read and comment on my mission status. The constant knowing of your end less scrutiny filled my lungs with guilt and force me to maintain my post despite all odd: Thank you.

Invading completion.

Lost Again

2006-11-22T21:22:00.000+13:00

I am supposing to fly to motherland, but stupid, lazy pilot must get lost again! He fly to Bangkok again! Stupid, stupid, lazy pilot!

I think he only stopping over though, because I am leave again in 5 hours. Not long till homing now.

Jordan

2006-11-22T05:49:00.000+13:00

After explore Egypt we are explore near country call Jordan. Thing are not getting better for invading prospect. Jordan is nothing but rock and death sea with no fish. We travel to some of most special place in Jordan and find nothing but rock and sand.

I can not showing you photo because internet here is breaking, but trusting me, it all just rock and sand and sea polluted with too much salt.

This is not what I is hopes. I have discover rest of world not worth invading. I am give up. I am will returning to the motherland. Tonight!

Egypt End

2006-11-17T09:11:00.000+13:00

We have finish exploration of Egypt. We have very extremely interest time but we is can only hope that not all Africa is like it or else it may be not worth invading also. I report just some little of what has happen over long time since last communication.

As I have explore with many comrades and having not many time we are finding a tourerist guide.

His name is Hani and he know every thing about Egypt.

He make us all very interest in Egypt.

Hani take us to many place around Egypt and teach us about many thing like pyramid, temple, hieroglyph, belly dancing and other important thing.

Here is a great pyramid.

Like in Pisa there is strange tourerist custom of take photo in front of pyramid with hand hold out. I do same to fitting in but again I not understand the stupid tourerists. Stupid tourerists.

Egypt are like to build ruined temples just like Europes, but Egypts like to build temple then pull it all apart and move it some where else. Stupid Egypts. Here are two of many we seeing.

This is temple at Philae. They building this one surround by water.

This is temple at Abu Simbel. They building this one surround by rock.

For some stupid reason we are decide to spending all night climbing mountain of some guy called Moses just to watching the sun rising.

It very cold at top so we wear sleep bag. At least we find a comfortable and safe place to sit.

It not really worth it.

At least on way back down we find strange local Egypt cow. It have some thing wrong with its back. Poor cow.

Hani must have very good comrade in Egypt because hotels we staying at is very many better than hotels I staying at in Europe.

Here is our hotel in Dahab. I like it. I think Paul like it too. A lot.

Egypt

2006-11-10T09:38:00.000+13:00

Oh dear. We have arrive in Egypt. Africa is not what we hopes. It is not new. It is not rich. It is very not shiny.

This is Cairo. I think whole city is made of dust.

For past many days I and many comrade have continue to exploring Egypt in hoping of finding place worth invade. We still exploration.

Athens

2006-11-02T01:24:00.000+13:00

We are get off primitive island and making to Athens. Here is not so good place I think. There is no sun. There is many rains. There is no warm. But still we try to explore.

All streets in Athens we see is look like this. Grey and wet.

Because city so not good we comrades have meeting to decide what is most sensible thing to doing with our time. We reach obvious conclusion. Have toga party.

Grape vodka and bunk fort making toga party big success idea.

Next day I think we go to different part of Athens because sun is here. It called Acropolis. It is supposed to be sacred place of important temples.

This is supposed to be temple of Athena Nike. I not so impressed.

This is Parthenon. It supposed to be very important. But guess what. It ruined! Just like all other building! Stupid Europe!

After two months exploring Europe I have come to conclusion: It not worth invading. It all ruined. We have decide to leave Europe and go some where that is worth of invading. Some where we hope is new and rich and shiny. We will invading Africa! They are stooding no chance!

Greece Islands

2006-10-30T22:15:00.000+13:00

After lying down low we are decide that our trail is lost from super spy Beradino Quatro Fantastico Bellagio so we are sneaky back into Europe through islands of Greece. We are chose to travel over water to making our trail hardest to following. We go by ferry.

Ferry
Ferry is go very extremely fast. If you standing out side there is many wind to blowing at you. I think it maybe not so safe way to travel as easy to falling off side.

But then I think not so bad. If falling into rushing, violent, turbulent water, some one is just throw life saver and every thing is will be fine.

Mykonos
The first island we staying at is Mykonos. The island is very boring. I think only one builder on island because all building is look the same.

Every building is boring like this one. All are white and blue. Except some. They are blue and white.

We stay in one of blue and white hostel. It was O K, but we get put into very bad room. It is look to east so morning we get wake by sun.

Horrible way to starting day.

Santorini
Next island we staying at is Santorini. This island just as boring as Mykonos. Look at stupid boring building:

Whole of towns is looking white and blue like boring.

Even church is have blue and white boring. I think Greece is very boring country.

The island is also very primitive. It can be very hard to get from town to town. Seeing what I means:

Main source of transport here is on donkey! Stupid Santorinis.

We have no donkey, so we are have to climb mountain on our feet just to get to places.

Finally we are find electric donkey. This make it much easy to climb mountain.

But even with electric donkey it still slow to climb mountain. Some time we only is get there when sun is set. Oh well.

More Turkey

2006-10-27T19:53:00.000+13:00

After Troy we were go southern to Selçuk. Here we find an other Troy horse. How many times they get invade all ready? From here we make more explore.

Pamukkale
Pamukkale is big snowy mountain, but some how I think sun is so hot that it dry the snow to be hard as rocks. Many tourerist is still go to rock snow even though I not think ski is very good.

I think it must be cool down again because snow is get wet again. I think.

But it still so hot that this lady is have to take off all her clothings.

Next to big snowy mountain is big cemetary call Necropolis. Once again all the building is ruin but still are lot of tourerist. Why they not go see fixed building? Stupid tourerist.

The tourerist all follow a round some guides. I think that child labour is problem in Turkey because some of guide is very extremely young.

There was also big theatre near by. I think it was boring play though because only lady watching is fall a sleep.

Ephesus
Next day we were go to a city that was supposed to be very importance. But guess what. It ruined too. Oh well.

We see what was supposed to be very importance library but it was all big lie. There is only front of building. Inside is most not there and there not even one books!

We also see Hadrian's temple. I not know who is Hadrian, but I think she had long hair made of snake.

Temple of Artemis
We also go to place where supposed to be one of seven ancient wonders of world: The Temple of Artemis. I look all over for it, but I could not find it. Oh well.

I did find a pair of local Turkeys though.

Turkey

2006-10-22T07:26:00.000+13:00

I am successful escaping of Europe into Turkey. I think. I am not actual sure that I am not still in Europe but I think I have safe. I am meet with comrades Jo and Sharyn and we are invade Turkey. Here is place we being.

Istanbul
Istanbul is first place we am go. It is beauty city with interest people. Many like to sing a loud from their house. Many get tired together and have rest on ground at the houses. It all very confuse.

In Istanbul I meet with covert agent Güneş. He is comrade from many year ago. Here we drink Turkey grape vodka. He is pull face here to keeping identity.

This is one of house that have man sing a loud. It is very big house.

Here is neighbour house a cross road. He competetion with other house to sing a loudest. It also very big house.

We go to very big cistern in the city. They must have very big toilet.

Here is grand bizarre. I agree that it very bizarre. They sell every thing for pretend price and you must asking for less and they are go O K. Stupid Turkeys.

Turkeys are very like their jelly. They have crazy taste ones like nuts and roses. I find a very giant jelly mould. They must very like their jelly.

Gallipoli

Half a million people died for this land.

Many were from my own Motherland.

Lest we forget.

Troy
Troy is crazy city. I finding out that they have many Troy. Troy 0 to Troy 9. I think that it is like district in Paris, but in stead of build all district beside each others, they build the district on top of each others. Stupid Troys.

And here is resulting of building district on top of each others. It all ruined.

Many year ago some war was win by sneak Troy horse into Troy with man hide in it. I find horse at Troy. The horse has window. It has house on top. It even has ladder go to middle. How are Troy not know people inside! Like I saying, stupid Troys!

Compromise

2006-10-18T02:53:00.000+13:00

My mission is maybe compromising. After he early identify super spy Beradino Quatro Fantastico Bellagio, Agent Craig from the GPIA is do some investigate and intercept the follow imaging:

Some how the Europes is spying me early today in Venice on Strada Nova. Apparent they are use super secret spy technology call Web Cam. I can no longer staying in Europe. I am flee to Turkey.

Italy Northern

2006-10-17T02:47:00.000+13:00

I am have now find sufficient modern internet that I make for reality posting. Here I will fast cover place I have been going to since last posting.

Florence
I already have talking about Florence, but since last timing I am find rare relic. I find ancient statue of a fembot that was making famous in spy documentary Austin Power:

Pisa
Pisa is liking a small Florence, only more broke. I walking a round for some while and I come to place with a big tower. Lots of people are take photo of self in front of tower with their arm stick out. It is obvious tourerist custom, so I do also:

Cinque Terre
Cinque Terre is area on side of Italy. I think it means fifteen city, but I am only finding five small town. You can walking from town to town along coast. I take some photo of places.

Riomaggiore is first place I am find in Cinque Terre. It is just as stupid as Positano in Italy Southern. They building town on hill on no where. Stupid Italys!

For some reason tourerist like walk from town into other town in Cinque Terre. I think it point less because there is only water and rocks.

But then I find station for train. They have very old train. I can see why tourerist is walk.

Venice
I am visit Venice at bad time I think. They are have a terrible flood and many of road is flood with water. It is terrible sad disaster, I think maybe from a hurricane or something.

Burano
I take a boat to other island near Venice call Burano. It is very pretty place with building all painting pretty colour.

At least it was before the hurricane ruin every thing here too.

I find a man who live in Burano. I think it clearly that he is very sad about disaster. Poor Buranos.

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2006-10-16T05:35:00.000+13:00

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Assets

2006-10-11T23:02:00.000+13:00

During invading I have acquire many asset to facility the conquering. It have many times being request to show photo. I have only very few photo of only some of they, none of these was conquered how ever.

Here is some of friend from Paris. They is Ingrid, AJ and Phillippa.

Here is some of friend from Barcelona. They is Joe, Frankie, Raphael and Jorge. They are not good at sit still.

I meet a many lots of people in Madrid, but here is only photo I get of any one of them. Here is Clint after a napping and talking like a crazy.

Here is couple of friend from Naples and here is also me. They are Daniel and Cassie. I am in squish middle.

Finally here is friend from Naples/Sienna/San Gimignano. They are Marilyn, Rochelle and Rochelle mother (Sorry Rochelle mother, I think I not knowing your name whole time I know you!). Also is me not so squish this time.

I will try remember taking photo of more asset during rest of invading so my superiors not so anger.

Florence

2006-10-09T05:59:00.000+13:00

I have been tell that Florence is city of art. I think it is maybe true because it is very pretty in the streets. There are statue every place including very many naked man. I think they are from time before Italys have inventing cloths. They also have many church which also are beauty.

This is a very beauty church For Saint Lorenzo. He must have been special man.

I think this church for Saint Maria Novella is also very beauty. It is little hard to seeing because I think some one is build some thing in front of it.

Here is one of very extremely beauty statue I tell about. This one is more recency. It from time after Italys have inventing cloths.

Italy Southern

2006-10-06T22:26:00.000+13:00

From being in Naples now I can catched boat, train, bus, metro and tram a round places. From places, like every timing, I see thing, I take photo, some pretty, some ugly, some square. Looking:

Naples
Naples is whole city of crazy person. Comrade Craig was run with bulls in Italy on previous invasion, but here it is like run with bulls every day just try to crossing road! Car and scooter and truck every where like mice in a bucket of ice. It also place of opposition. Some area very poor, some very riches, all crazy. Here are two differ streets in Naples.

Here is poor area. No building or shop just over grown with trees. Very sad.

Here is much richer area. It fill with people and shop. It so rich that even some shop selling DG and LV hand bag on street!

Naples also seem to be technology innovator. They are able to build normal car very extremely smaller. This way I think they can build road smaller to fit in more shop!

Some how they building whole bus into tiny spacing.

They are even can build a whole truck into tiny spacing. They make it so small, they even only have space for three wheel.

Positano
Positano is completely mystery to me. For some reason in middle of no where some Italys decide to build a town on a hill and grow some lemon. Stupid Italys.

Here is Positano. It is the hill with the building on it. The other ones is just a hills.

I think some one try to build town on a side hill from Positano. It not working and new town is ruined.

Pompei
A long time ago a big hill was blown up some how. This was a bad idea because it covered a town near the hill with dirt and completely ruined it. For some reason tourerist liking to go see ruined town. I have no idea why. It is ruined. Stupid tourerists.

Seeing! This one of house in Pompei. Paint is peel off walls. Columns is crack. Ugly house in ugly town.

And it is just get worst. This street is have crack all over it. Big rocks is fall into middle of it. The whole town is completely ruin.

Rome End

2006-10-04T06:29:00.000+13:00

I have now trained to Naples and here is hostel with computer that is work so I will now show you some other place that I not draw last timing. This time in photography.

Rome have many statue all over place. I think they have too many so they chop them down and stick in museum. Some not get chop down like these one on hall of city. I special like the little one in bottom right. It very realism.

I think many tourerist like to come and look at statue. Here is one very extremely funny one. He hold camera like it is a vegetable or some thing. Ha ha. Stupid tourerist.

Rome is an other crazy traffic city. It like big hive of swarming scooter. I finally found a place where they sleep.

I know why traffic in Rome is crazy. They have very many confuse roading sign. Stupid Romes.

Rome

2006-10-03T04:29:00.000+13:00

I have now been in Rome for little while. Rome is very extremely older than the other city I see. It is so old it was made when there were still Gods walking around! Because it is so old it is all falling to pieces. I take many photo of all place falling to pieces, but computer here in hostel also falling to pieces. It explodes when I plug in my camera. So I draw pictures of some place I have being instead:

This is Collosseum. It is big round house where Romes like to killed people. A lot.

This is St Peters. It is big church for a comrade of Jesus called Simon. I not know who Peter is. It is very extremely big to show world that Simon is bigger than Jesus, I think.

This is Trevi Fountain. It is very old place where Romes get water. It so old it from when horse have wings and live in the sea.

Segovia

2006-09-29T05:29:00.000+12:00

I make an other trip of day this time to Segovia. It like Toledo but bigger. It have castle and big cathedral and old roman drain thing. Not very interest, so I tell you about interest things.

Clouds
Spain is have many pretty clouds. They are all sort, and very different from one I see before. Here some photos.

Some are big flat one.

Some are big fluff one.

Some are big flat fluff one.

UFO
In London I am find giant egg thing in park, maybe it must be UFO because today on bussing to Madrid from Segovia I look out window into the tree and here what I see:
I think Europe is already invading by Alien and UFO is every place! (Click picture to zoom it).

Toledo

2006-09-27T05:44:00.000+12:00

Today I take mission to city on out of Madrid call Toledo. It is sit on big hill in middle of no place. It is all brown and have very smaller street that some how is fitting cars to drive. I dont think people must live here, I think it is only theme park for all the many tourist to visit.

I think they are putting speed hump on this street to slow car down. I amaze how car can fit in place here and go so fasting!

Security is very weak in Toledo so it very easy to invade. They also are not leave lighting on so very good for stealthy mission.

Even though Toledo very extremely small city they have very modern advance. I even see that one housing is get radio!

I think people here are very much like the rocking rolling, because here I find statue of man from rock sensational band Kiss.

Local wildlife here must have evolve. I find this animal that camouflage very good into brown city. It very scary!

Madrid

2006-09-26T00:37:00.000+12:00

I have now take sleeping train to Madrid from Barcelona at the night time. It have very small place to sleep legs and head for long bodies. I am like plane much best.

I have again time doing much walking around city at day times. At night time I was finally have some sleeping. Here is photo from day time.

Here is local swimming place to my hostel. I think Madrid very not safe city. For life guard they just have statue. Stupid Spains.

I find some place in Madrid they have house only of window, but no curtain! And what if some person throw a stone at a bird or some thing. Very danger. Stupid Spains!

Just like England and France, Madrid have lots of ugly building. Many is just grey like this one. I think if I live here I would used yellow and purple paints to make it pretty.

Not all ugly here though. Madrid have very extremely many fountain every place. Here is one very beauty one.

Spains eats some very strange foods. I walk past fish shop and see some of crazy fish they eat. I ask and find this crazy one called Flounder. Ha ha! It have two eyes!

I have many get lost here. Street go all sort of many which way. I try use map on street to helpful, but I just get confuse. Oh well.

Barcelona

2006-09-23T04:10:00.000+12:00

I am having happy fun time again now here in Barcelona. I making more friend to happy with. I try go sleeping early night last time, but they say come to for one drink. I think ok, but only one drink. I get home at 5:00 in morning. I had more than one drink.

Liking every time, I walking around city and I taking photo. You see:

Most birdies I am having see ever are here in Barcelona. Innocent people try to eat their seeds in middle of ground, but they always are attack by army of birdies. Poor people.

Guard here are also stood outside places to protect just like London, but these ones have guns. I think they also have to stood with funny posing, like London, but posing here is very difference.

I think world famous super idol hero The Tick is living here in Barcelona because I think I am finding his bus.
(If some reason make you living under a brick your whole live, clicking link for knowing about The Tick).

Paris End

2006-09-22T05:41:00.000+12:00

All place I am go to are end. It very sad but can also am happy for new placing. Paris also end so here are some more other photo I see when walking.

Many church I go to have pretty bird lady on roof. Paris is maybe a little scary country. It have monster. This one like Godzilla and crush Eiffel Tower. Ha ha. Paris stooding no chance.

Paris traffic is crazy like a hamster. Car and scooter driving everywhere. They have strange sign too. I think this one mean if you go now, you die.

I go to more old building in Paris. Here is Pantheon. I think they must having major spider problem. Maybe they need the anti-climbing paints.

I also go to museum of Louvre. There were not many windows here but lots of statue. Some must be danger like him so they putting him behind bars. You not so tough now hey big guy!

Not only driving bad, also parking. Here lady is park on zebra stripe in front of towing sign. Click picture to see yourself.

Paris

2006-09-18T22:20:00.000+12:00

I living in Paris for second days now. It is very extremely large. This my first time in hostel and it very happy fun. I make many comrades and we fun together. Yesterday some of us go for very long walking. I taking some photos of the places I walking to. I also find out it custom for tourerist to taking photo of self in front of place. Here I do it:

Sacre Coeur

Arc De Triomphe

Eiffel Tower

Louvre

After 23 kilometres walking, we sitting under Eiffel Tower to eating pate and cheese on baguettes and drinking vodka. Vodka is bad here also. It red from they making it out of grapes. Stupid Frances.

Dublin End

2006-09-16T21:39:00.000+12:00

Today have last day in Dublin. Time to flying to Paris. Here is day I leaving behind comrades and finding Europe lonely. I tell you something about my short time here.

Pubs
Dublin have very extremely many pub. I thinking drink is of religion here. They even have whole area which is a temple to bars. Comrades Bex and Johnny take me to pubs to be initiate. It is actual very nice religion.

Here is comrade Bex and Johnny sitting in pews of Hairy Lemon pub.

They are make me try local vodka. Here vodka even worst than England. This one is black! Stupid Irelands.

Knowth
I also having able to travel outside of Dublin to side of country. I go to two places: Knowth and Newgrange. These very pretty, and also very old. It seem everything in Europe is old.

At knowth I find where Teletubbies live! But someone tell me it is burial mound. I did not even know Teletubbies is dead. Poor Teletubbies.

Dublin

2006-09-15T04:59:00.000+12:00

Today I have explore Dublin centre. Here is photo of something I find.

Small
Walking through Dublin I notice it very much like London but everything smaller. It have river Liffey flow through middle, like Thames, but smaller. It have many road, but all are smaller. It also have many building, but they also are smaller. Here is for looking:

Here is Dublin tallest building. It have very beautiful architect, but really it not too big.

Building
Dublin also have many old building like London. Here are some:

Most are ugly grey church like this. They have nice easy naming too. This one is Christ Church.

Sometime, whoever, they are beautiful and coloured like painting of all of rainbow. This one also easy name: Dublin Castle. Very smart name.

I find this building that must be very extremely old. Here it look it from before inventing of glasses so window made of brick, but how can they open it?!? Stupid Irelands.

O'Connell Street
One road in Dublin is not small: O'Connell Street. It so big they have to put footpath in middle! A long time go they have special celebration for Easter on this road. Irelands decided they would rise up and shoot their guns for celebration. The bullets went everywhere. I think some people might have get hurt.

Here is bird lady in middle of street. If you look closer, you see bullet holes from all the shooting. (Click to zoom it).

Here is new statue in middle of road. It is the proud of Dublin. It is very tall and skinny, and very beautiful. It is one on the right. One on left is just lampost. It is ugly.

England Summing

2006-09-14T11:06:00.000+12:00

My invasion of England has now complete. I have fly to Dublin and have meet with comrades Bex and Johnny, so now time to looking back at England. (I also am in trouble with superiors for not having enough photograph evidence).

Building and Statue
Like I say, London have many beautiful building and statue. Here I have proof:

Here is lovely alley way in London. All of the bricks are exactly same size! Amazing! There is also St Paul's house, or something, at the end.

Here is statue of bird lady. She have big palace behind her, and she try to fly away. I don't know why. Maybe they have cats.

Sometime they like build house for the statue, like here for Mr Albert.

House for people is much so smaller. Here are many, many people living. Here is where I live in London with Comrade Jo.

Sometime house is very important, so they make guard protect it. They must be poor. They only give him sword. I would give him gun.

Tube
London have so many building, they forget to put in space for train. So, they have to dig tube under ground and put train here. Stupid Londons.

There are many station. Many station is look like this one.

Other ones are not so taking care of. Here is one with vandal graffiti all over wall.

Sometime they forget to put in train. Here is one where you must walking through. They put this one under river Thames. I don't know what happen when tide comes in.

Mystery
Some wierd things also happen in London. These things I cannot explain.

Here is wierd giant egg hover in Hyde Park. I find it was beside modern art house. All the art in there were broken though. Maybe egg is to fly broken art to space?

Here is sign on wall say "Warning: Anti-Climbing Paint Used". Maybe London have a spider problem? Or maybe they have problem with young men who think they are spider, but I can't imagine who would do that. (Click picture to zoom it).

Comrade
Also my time in England have being with long lost comrade, who, like sand in his hour glasses, I am drink with. We have many vodka together.

Here are Simon, Alison, Me, Quizzy and Vasi party timing in Manchester.

This is Jo, Alice and Me going home in the tube after vodka. I think we must have pour some vodka on camera. It see like we were see.

One last imporant note: Vodka in England is very bad. They have only one brand, called Beer, and it is brown and foamy. I don't know why they make it so bad. Stupid Englands.

Manchester

2006-09-12T08:21:00.000+12:00

I am went to Manchester on visit to partying with comrades Alison and Simon who are tying the ribbon and will get married. It was very happy. To celebration we go into Manchester town. In Manchester town there are very many poor ladies. Ladies are so poor they only have enough money to buy clothings to just enough covering their rude places. Very sad. All the men are seeing this and stare at poor ladies. Poor ladies.

We have to drive in car very long way to get to Manchester. But this ok, because I can see the side of country. It is flat. I also was very lucky to see some France architecture.
I was used to think they have Eiffel towers only in France, but they have also in many places in England. France try to make world think it is so special, but again I am too smart to be fool.

Arriven

2006-09-07T20:34:00.000+12:00

I have successful infiltration of Europe! Here is some of things I found happen along way.

Vodka
I like the vodka. So I want bring homeland vodka with me, but when I try to buy in aeroport, lady tell me that no person allowed to take vodka to London on the aeroplane. She say tourerist can blow up the vodka! Here I am panicking... no vodka in London! My heart fell to million spiking pieces. So I making sure. I ask second lady, and second lady say yes vodka is ok on plane. Now I am confusion. I ask other man, he say no, but next man say yes. Then next lady say no, but next lady again say yes. So, I think odds are pretty good, so I buy vodka and get on plane.

Lost
We were supposing to fly to London, but stupid, lazy pilot must get lost because he fly to Bangkok. Stupid, lazy pilot must be tired because he say he want to stop over there. It ok though because I go to other plane to fly to London... but then I think what about vodka? So I ask man, he say it ok. But then lady she look in my bag and she stop me and say no vodka! My heart is piecing again! But then man say vodka ok so... I take vodka and get on plane. It did not blow up, and now I am here in London

London
London is good communist country. I find everything red. Here is photo:
You see here that phone box is red, sign is red, bus is red, bus stop is red. Even yellow lines is red.

Big Ben
London is big city and have many beautiful building. It also have many old one. Oh well. I want find the land mark, so I look for Big Ben. I find Big Ben, but I am not happy:
Big Ben is not real clock. He is just painting on big wall. I think London try to make world think it has amazing technology with big clock, but they are faked. Stupid london, I am too smart to be fool.

Pidgeon
London also have many birdies. Here is one very extremely funny one:
Ha ha! Pidgeon only has one leg. Ha ha, stupid pidgeon.

Time to leaving

2006-09-04T11:08:00.000+12:00

Here is last day I am for living in Motherland. I am molting tears but her beautiful will stay with my liver for always. Pyotr has nothing to losing, Europe has everything to fearing, Pyotr invades!

Itineration

2006-08-30T12:26:00.000+12:00

I were asked many times on where I go for invading, so I listing here for you (some of here is a proximity):

4/09	Leave Auckland 15:20
5/09	London
13/09	Dublin
16/09	Paris
21/09	Barcelona
24/09	Madrid
29/09	Rome
3/10	Naples
7/10	Florence
12/10	Cinque Terre
14/10	Venice
18/10	Istanbul
22/10	Canakele
24/10	Ephesus
26/10	Marmaris
27/10	Rhodes
29/10	Santorini
31/10	Athens
2/11	Cairo
6/11	Aswan
7/11	Nile
9/11	Luxor
11/11	Dahab
15/11	Aqaba
16/11	Petra
19/11	Cairo
23/11	Arrive Auckland 10:50

Partying!

2006-08-13T14:12:00.000+12:00

To celebration starting of mission to Europe we must party. Here is for ticket:

Also it is day for near when I am born so plenty of Vodka must be drink. Green pub is place in where I live. I will happy to see you on the party.

Identify

2006-08-08T18:36:00.000+12:00

Here is photo of me. Here I am very excitingly happy on day I selectioned for invading. Top of soldier class: A number 1.

I wear tradition motherland water rodent hat. On invading I will disguise with an ugly hat so people think I am stupid tourerist. Ha! Stupid europes!

Pyotr will be invade!

2006-08-03T17:42:00.000+12:00

This is site on where Pyotr tells world how Europe is pathetically crushed by invading. It has bountiful country. They are stooding no chance.

Mission compensates: 4 - September - 2006