Arriven

I have successful infiltration of Europe! Here is some of things I found happen along way.

Vodka
I like the vodka. So I want bring homeland vodka with me, but when I try to buy in aeroport, lady tell me that no person allowed to take vodka to London on the aeroplane. She say tourerist can blow up the vodka! Here I am panicking... no vodka in London! My heart fell to million spiking pieces. So I making sure. I ask second lady, and second lady say yes vodka is ok on plane. Now I am confusion. I ask other man, he say no, but next man say yes. Then next lady say no, but next lady again say yes. So, I think odds are pretty good, so I buy vodka and get on plane.

Lost
We were supposing to fly to London, but stupid, lazy pilot must get lost because he fly to Bangkok. Stupid, lazy pilot must be tired because he say he want to stop over there. It ok though because I go to other plane to fly to London... but then I think what about vodka? So I ask man, he say it ok. But then lady she look in my bag and she stop me and say no vodka! My heart is piecing again! But then man say vodka ok so... I take vodka and get on plane. It did not blow up, and now I am here in London

London
London is good communist country. I find everything red. Here is photo:
You see here that phone box is red, sign is red, bus is red, bus stop is red. Even yellow lines is red.

Big Ben
London is big city and have many beautiful building. It also have many old one. Oh well. I want find the land mark, so I look for Big Ben. I find Big Ben, but I am not happy:
Big Ben is not real clock. He is just painting on big wall. I think London try to make world think it has amazing technology with big clock, but they are faked. Stupid london, I am too smart to be fool.

Pidgeon
London also have many birdies. Here is one very extremely funny one:
Ha ha! Pidgeon only has one leg. Ha ha, stupid pidgeon.