Invading Completion

I have return to Motherland. The invading is finish. I was once molt tears for leave Motherland but now they are spew from my face for leave the Europe. The bounty of its beautiful will stay in my liver for all ways.

I am wish to thanking every comrade who is read and comment on my mission status. The constant knowing of your end less scrutiny filled my lungs with guilt and force me to maintain my post despite all odd: Thank you.

Invading completion.

Lost Again

I am supposing to fly to motherland, but stupid, lazy pilot must get lost again! He fly to Bangkok again! Stupid, stupid, lazy pilot!

I think he only stopping over though, because I am leave again in 5 hours. Not long till homing now.

Jordan

After explore Egypt we are explore near country call Jordan. Thing are not getting better for invading prospect. Jordan is nothing but rock and death sea with no fish. We travel to some of most special place in Jordan and find nothing but rock and sand.

I can not showing you photo because internet here is breaking, but trusting me, it all just rock and sand and sea polluted with too much salt.

This is not what I is hopes. I have discover rest of world not worth invading. I am give up. I am will returning to the motherland. Tonight!

Egypt End

We have finish exploration of Egypt. We have very extremely interest time but we is can only hope that not all Africa is like it or else it may be not worth invading also. I report just some little of what has happen over long time since last communication.

As I have explore with many comrades and having not many time we are finding a tourerist guide.

His name is Hani and he know every thing about Egypt.

He make us all very interest in Egypt.

Hani take us to many place around Egypt and teach us about many thing like pyramid, temple, hieroglyph, belly dancing and other important thing.

Here is a great pyramid.

Like in Pisa there is strange tourerist custom of take photo in front of pyramid with hand hold out. I do same to fitting in but again I not understand the stupid tourerists. Stupid tourerists.

Egypt are like to build ruined temples just like Europes, but Egypts like to build temple then pull it all apart and move it some where else. Stupid Egypts. Here are two of many we seeing.

This is temple at Philae. They building this one surround by water.

This is temple at Abu Simbel. They building this one surround by rock.

For some stupid reason we are decide to spending all night climbing mountain of some guy called Moses just to watching the sun rising.

It very cold at top so we wear sleep bag. At least we find a comfortable and safe place to sit.

It not really worth it.

At least on way back down we find strange local Egypt cow. It have some thing wrong with its back. Poor cow.

Hani must have very good comrade in Egypt because hotels we staying at is very many better than hotels I staying at in Europe.

Here is our hotel in Dahab. I like it. I think Paul like it too. A lot.

Egypt

Oh dear. We have arrive in Egypt. Africa is not what we hopes. It is not new. It is not rich. It is very not shiny.

This is Cairo. I think whole city is made of dust.

For past many days I and many comrade have continue to exploring Egypt in hoping of finding place worth invade. We still exploration.

Athens

We are get off primitive island and making to Athens. Here is not so good place I think. There is no sun. There is many rains. There is no warm. But still we try to explore.

All streets in Athens we see is look like this. Grey and wet.

Because city so not good we comrades have meeting to decide what is most sensible thing to doing with our time. We reach obvious conclusion. Have toga party.

Grape vodka and bunk fort making toga party big success idea.

Next day I think we go to different part of Athens because sun is here. It called Acropolis. It is supposed to be sacred place of important temples.

This is supposed to be temple of Athena Nike. I not so impressed.

This is Parthenon. It supposed to be very important. But guess what. It ruined! Just like all other building! Stupid Europe!

After two months exploring Europe I have come to conclusion: It not worth invading. It all ruined. We have decide to leave Europe and go some where that is worth of invading. Some where we hope is new and rich and shiny. We will invading Africa! They are stooding no chance!