Turkey

I am successful escaping of Europe into Turkey. I think. I am not actual sure that I am not still in Europe but I think I have safe. I am meet with comrades Jo and Sharyn and we are invade Turkey. Here is place we being.

Istanbul
Istanbul is first place we am go. It is beauty city with interest people. Many like to sing a loud from their house. Many get tired together and have rest on ground at the houses. It all very confuse.

In Istanbul I meet with covert agent Güneş. He is comrade from many year ago. Here we drink Turkey grape vodka. He is pull face here to keeping identity.

This is one of house that have man sing a loud. It is very big house.

Here is neighbour house a cross road. He competetion with other house to sing a loudest. It also very big house.

We go to very big cistern in the city. They must have very big toilet.

Here is grand bizarre. I agree that it very bizarre. They sell every thing for pretend price and you must asking for less and they are go O K. Stupid Turkeys.

Turkeys are very like their jelly. They have crazy taste ones like nuts and roses. I find a very giant jelly mould. They must very like their jelly.

Gallipoli

Half a million people died for this land.

Many were from my own Motherland.

Lest we forget.

Troy
Troy is crazy city. I finding out that they have many Troy. Troy 0 to Troy 9. I think that it is like district in Paris, but in stead of build all district beside each others, they build the district on top of each others. Stupid Troys.

And here is resulting of building district on top of each others. It all ruined.

Many year ago some war was win by sneak Troy horse into Troy with man hide in it. I find horse at Troy. The horse has window. It has house on top. It even has ladder go to middle. How are Troy not know people inside! Like I saying, stupid Troys!