Segovia

I make an other trip of day this time to Segovia. It like Toledo but bigger. It have castle and big cathedral and old roman drain thing. Not very interest, so I tell you about interest things.

Clouds
Spain is have many pretty clouds. They are all sort, and very different from one I see before. Here some photos.

Some are big flat one.

Some are big fluff one.

Some are big flat fluff one.

UFO
In London I am find giant egg thing in park, maybe it must be UFO because today on bussing to Madrid from Segovia I look out window into the tree and here what I see:
I think Europe is already invading by Alien and UFO is every place! (Click picture to zoom it).

Toledo

Today I take mission to city on out of Madrid call Toledo. It is sit on big hill in middle of no place. It is all brown and have very smaller street that some how is fitting cars to drive. I dont think people must live here, I think it is only theme park for all the many tourist to visit.

I think they are putting speed hump on this street to slow car down. I amaze how car can fit in place here and go so fasting!

Security is very weak in Toledo so it very easy to invade. They also are not leave lighting on so very good for stealthy mission.

Even though Toledo very extremely small city they have very modern advance. I even see that one housing is get radio!

I think people here are very much like the rocking rolling, because here I find statue of man from rock sensational band Kiss.

Local wildlife here must have evolve. I find this animal that camouflage very good into brown city. It very scary!

Madrid

I have now take sleeping train to Madrid from Barcelona at the night time. It have very small place to sleep legs and head for long bodies. I am like plane much best.

I have again time doing much walking around city at day times. At night time I was finally have some sleeping. Here is photo from day time.

Here is local swimming place to my hostel. I think Madrid very not safe city. For life guard they just have statue. Stupid Spains.

I find some place in Madrid they have house only of window, but no curtain! And what if some person throw a stone at a bird or some thing. Very danger. Stupid Spains!

Just like England and France, Madrid have lots of ugly building. Many is just grey like this one. I think if I live here I would used yellow and purple paints to make it pretty.

Not all ugly here though. Madrid have very extremely many fountain every place. Here is one very beauty one.

Spains eats some very strange foods. I walk past fish shop and see some of crazy fish they eat. I ask and find this crazy one called Flounder. Ha ha! It have two eyes!

I have many get lost here. Street go all sort of many which way. I try use map on street to helpful, but I just get confuse. Oh well.

Barcelona

I am having happy fun time again now here in Barcelona. I making more friend to happy with. I try go sleeping early night last time, but they say come to for one drink. I think ok, but only one drink. I get home at 5:00 in morning. I had more than one drink.

Liking every time, I walking around city and I taking photo. You see:

Most birdies I am having see ever are here in Barcelona. Innocent people try to eat their seeds in middle of ground, but they always are attack by army of birdies. Poor people.

Guard here are also stood outside places to protect just like London, but these ones have guns. I think they also have to stood with funny posing, like London, but posing here is very difference.

I think world famous super idol hero The Tick is living here in Barcelona because I think I am finding his bus.
(If some reason make you living under a brick your whole live, clicking link for knowing about The Tick).

Paris End

All place I am go to are end. It very sad but can also am happy for new placing. Paris also end so here are some more other photo I see when walking.

Many church I go to have pretty bird lady on roof. Paris is maybe a little scary country. It have monster. This one like Godzilla and crush Eiffel Tower. Ha ha. Paris stooding no chance.

Paris traffic is crazy like a hamster. Car and scooter driving everywhere. They have strange sign too. I think this one mean if you go now, you die.

I go to more old building in Paris. Here is Pantheon. I think they must having major spider problem. Maybe they need the anti-climbing paints.

I also go to museum of Louvre. There were not many windows here but lots of statue. Some must be danger like him so they putting him behind bars. You not so tough now hey big guy!

Not only driving bad, also parking. Here lady is park on zebra stripe in front of towing sign. Click picture to see yourself.

Paris

I living in Paris for second days now. It is very extremely large. This my first time in hostel and it very happy fun. I make many comrades and we fun together. Yesterday some of us go for very long walking. I taking some photos of the places I walking to. I also find out it custom for tourerist to taking photo of self in front of place. Here I do it:

Sacre Coeur

Arc De Triomphe

Eiffel Tower

Louvre

After 23 kilometres walking, we sitting under Eiffel Tower to eating pate and cheese on baguettes and drinking vodka. Vodka is bad here also. It red from they making it out of grapes. Stupid Frances.

Dublin End

Today have last day in Dublin. Time to flying to Paris. Here is day I leaving behind comrades and finding Europe lonely. I tell you something about my short time here.

Pubs
Dublin have very extremely many pub. I thinking drink is of religion here. They even have whole area which is a temple to bars. Comrades Bex and Johnny take me to pubs to be initiate. It is actual very nice religion.

Here is comrade Bex and Johnny sitting in pews of Hairy Lemon pub.

They are make me try local vodka. Here vodka even worst than England. This one is black! Stupid Irelands.

Knowth
I also having able to travel outside of Dublin to side of country. I go to two places: Knowth and Newgrange. These very pretty, and also very old. It seem everything in Europe is old.

At knowth I find where Teletubbies live! But someone tell me it is burial mound. I did not even know Teletubbies is dead. Poor Teletubbies.

Dublin

Today I have explore Dublin centre. Here is photo of something I find.

Small
Walking through Dublin I notice it very much like London but everything smaller. It have river Liffey flow through middle, like Thames, but smaller. It have many road, but all are smaller. It also have many building, but they also are smaller. Here is for looking:

Here is Dublin tallest building. It have very beautiful architect, but really it not too big.

Building
Dublin also have many old building like London. Here are some:

Most are ugly grey church like this. They have nice easy naming too. This one is Christ Church.

Sometime, whoever, they are beautiful and coloured like painting of all of rainbow. This one also easy name: Dublin Castle. Very smart name.

I find this building that must be very extremely old. Here it look it from before inventing of glasses so window made of brick, but how can they open it?!? Stupid Irelands.

O'Connell Street
One road in Dublin is not small: O'Connell Street. It so big they have to put footpath in middle! A long time go they have special celebration for Easter on this road. Irelands decided they would rise up and shoot their guns for celebration. The bullets went everywhere. I think some people might have get hurt.

Here is bird lady in middle of street. If you look closer, you see bullet holes from all the shooting. (Click to zoom it).

Here is new statue in middle of road. It is the proud of Dublin. It is very tall and skinny, and very beautiful. It is one on the right. One on left is just lampost. It is ugly.

England Summing

My invasion of England has now complete. I have fly to Dublin and have meet with comrades Bex and Johnny, so now time to looking back at England. (I also am in trouble with superiors for not having enough photograph evidence).

Building and Statue
Like I say, London have many beautiful building and statue. Here I have proof:

Here is lovely alley way in London. All of the bricks are exactly same size! Amazing! There is also St Paul's house, or something, at the end.

Here is statue of bird lady. She have big palace behind her, and she try to fly away. I don't know why. Maybe they have cats.

Sometime they like build house for the statue, like here for Mr Albert.

House for people is much so smaller. Here are many, many people living. Here is where I live in London with Comrade Jo.

Sometime house is very important, so they make guard protect it. They must be poor. They only give him sword. I would give him gun.

Tube
London have so many building, they forget to put in space for train. So, they have to dig tube under ground and put train here. Stupid Londons.

There are many station. Many station is look like this one.

Other ones are not so taking care of. Here is one with vandal graffiti all over wall.

Sometime they forget to put in train. Here is one where you must walking through. They put this one under river Thames. I don't know what happen when tide comes in.

Mystery
Some wierd things also happen in London. These things I cannot explain.

Here is wierd giant egg hover in Hyde Park. I find it was beside modern art house. All the art in there were broken though. Maybe egg is to fly broken art to space?

Here is sign on wall say "Warning: Anti-Climbing Paint Used". Maybe London have a spider problem? Or maybe they have problem with young men who think they are spider, but I can't imagine who would do that. (Click picture to zoom it).

Comrade
Also my time in England have being with long lost comrade, who, like sand in his hour glasses, I am drink with. We have many vodka together.

Here are Simon, Alison, Me, Quizzy and Vasi party timing in Manchester.

This is Jo, Alice and Me going home in the tube after vodka. I think we must have pour some vodka on camera. It see like we were see.

One last imporant note: Vodka in England is very bad. They have only one brand, called Beer, and it is brown and foamy. I don't know why they make it so bad. Stupid Englands.

Manchester

I am went to Manchester on visit to partying with comrades Alison and Simon who are tying the ribbon and will get married. It was very happy. To celebration we go into Manchester town. In Manchester town there are very many poor ladies. Ladies are so poor they only have enough money to buy clothings to just enough covering their rude places. Very sad. All the men are seeing this and stare at poor ladies. Poor ladies.

We have to drive in car very long way to get to Manchester. But this ok, because I can see the side of country. It is flat. I also was very lucky to see some France architecture.
I was used to think they have Eiffel towers only in France, but they have also in many places in England. France try to make world think it is so special, but again I am too smart to be fool.

Arriven

I have successful infiltration of Europe! Here is some of things I found happen along way.

Vodka
I like the vodka. So I want bring homeland vodka with me, but when I try to buy in aeroport, lady tell me that no person allowed to take vodka to London on the aeroplane. She say tourerist can blow up the vodka! Here I am panicking... no vodka in London! My heart fell to million spiking pieces. So I making sure. I ask second lady, and second lady say yes vodka is ok on plane. Now I am confusion. I ask other man, he say no, but next man say yes. Then next lady say no, but next lady again say yes. So, I think odds are pretty good, so I buy vodka and get on plane.

Lost
We were supposing to fly to London, but stupid, lazy pilot must get lost because he fly to Bangkok. Stupid, lazy pilot must be tired because he say he want to stop over there. It ok though because I go to other plane to fly to London... but then I think what about vodka? So I ask man, he say it ok. But then lady she look in my bag and she stop me and say no vodka! My heart is piecing again! But then man say vodka ok so... I take vodka and get on plane. It did not blow up, and now I am here in London

London
London is good communist country. I find everything red. Here is photo:
You see here that phone box is red, sign is red, bus is red, bus stop is red. Even yellow lines is red.

Big Ben
London is big city and have many beautiful building. It also have many old one. Oh well. I want find the land mark, so I look for Big Ben. I find Big Ben, but I am not happy:
Big Ben is not real clock. He is just painting on big wall. I think London try to make world think it has amazing technology with big clock, but they are faked. Stupid london, I am too smart to be fool.

Pidgeon
London also have many birdies. Here is one very extremely funny one:
Ha ha! Pidgeon only has one leg. Ha ha, stupid pidgeon.